Kateism

Kate is not fond of thunder.
"(S)cared." she usually says.

Today she tried to explain why she was scared.

"The looooooooong thunder come and take me away to the Family Thunder."

All stifled giggles as we let her continue.

"Long long ago, the big thunder carry me away and put me in jail!"

Where in the world does she get these ideas?
Reassured her that she belonged exclusively to our family and we weren't about to share her with any other.