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I may be wrong but I think that people don't know what food cravings are until they've met a Singaporean. Really. I mean, everybody knows Singaporeans love food. We eat five or six meals a day and have a book called the Makan*sutra, which is a guide to the best hawker fare on the island, categorized by dish. I even know Singaporeans who have planned the catering menus for their own funerals. Nothing new there. But cravings! Pregnant women have nothing on Singaporeans, let me tell you. I know, because I've been both.
I have multiple ongoing cravings. These are the dishes I can eat any time of the day, as often as I can get them, without feeling jelak**. Here is a short list (because if I let myself list them all, I'd become depressed):
- Mee siam
- Mee rebus
- Lontong
- Indian rojak
- Mum's popiah
- Soon kueh
- Hakka yong tau fu
- Bak zhang
- Nyonya zhang
- Ubi kayu pedas
Okay, that's enough. And no, I'm disinclined to translate those dishes to English. They're meant to sound exotic because that's how they taste. Moving on now.
Other cravings are one-time, ad-hoc afflictions. The good news is that they go away after finding and eating that particular dish. The bad news is that sometimes the finding (and, therefore, the eating) is imposible so the craving goes on and on, like a thorn in the flesh, consuming me from the inside out.
My most recent craving has been uffda tacos, more generically known as fry-bread tacos. It's fair food, which is sad in itself, but it can only be found in the more northern parts of the state, where we don't live. I first tried it one summer at a county fair while visiting the in-laws, hundreds of miles from home. Immediately, it became a craving. From then on, I've schemed every summer to eat it and obsess every fall, winter and spring for summer to come so I can eat it again. Tragically, it isn't a guarantee that each summer, our out-of-town jaunts will serendipitously collide with an uffda taco stand. So some summers I've had to do without. Very unhappy. I get crabby. I pore over vendor lists at local market and craft festivals and county fairs. I do internet research and fanatically follow the tour schedule of the uffda taco stands (we are not on their route, bah). I corner the relatives (who have the audacity to live in towns that are on the route) at family gatherings and tell them about my craving the way some people recount their chronic illnesses to hapless strangers too polite to walk away. Perhaps if I pester them enough, I think, they will introduce me to someone who knows someone who knows someone who might be related to someone who might have married someone who works in an uffda taco stand. Like I said, there is no craving like that of a Singaporean's ("Or maybe it's just you, you crazy woman", I hear you think. Yeah, right. How many other non-food-crazed Singaporeans have you met? Mmhmm.)
This summer was threatening to be one of those uffda-taco-less ones. I mean, it's almost August and there hasn't been an uffda taco sighting for miles! Decided I'd have to go the DIY route. After all, if I've made a sewing career out of making things I coveted but couldn't buy, surely I could do the same with food?
Armed with the advice of one of those aforementioned cornered relatives (who makes her own uffda tacos with frozen bread dough), I hit the local supermarkets for supplies.They didn't have frozen bread dough. Evidently, no one in the metro area has an uffda taco craving. Despondent. Went home and looked up recipes on the internet. Found this one. Highly-rated but no yeast. Decided that it would probably do, with slight modifications.
Finally - uffda tacos.
Here is the recipe, in case you ever crave them but don't feel up to braving the behemoth of noise, crowds and overheated pavements that is the Minnesota State Fair:
Fry bread
Ingredients:
- 2 cups flour (I used bread flour)
- 1 Tbsp baking powder
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp instant yeast
- 1 tsp granulated sugar
- 2 Tbsp softened butter
- 1 cup milk, warmed to 120-130F (to activate the yeast)
- Oil for frying
Method:
- Mix everything in electric mixer with dough hook; knead for 10 minutes. Or hand knead. Add more flour as needed to make a silky dough.
- Let rise for about an hour till its bulk increases by 50%.
- Divide into 6 balls (roughly the size of tennis balls), roll each to 6-7" in diameter, with about a 1/2" rim that's about 1/4" thick. Make a small hole, about 1" wide, in the center of the circle. This is to prevent ballooning when the dough is frying and thus allowing the center to lay flat enough to cook evenly.
- Heat oil to medium-high temperature. Fry circles one at a time, flipping over when the first side is golden.
- Drain on paper towels.
Meat filling
- Ground beef, with taco seasoning
- Lettuce, shredded
- Tomatoes, diced
- Cheese, shredded
- Olives, sliced
- Sour cream
- Salsa or taco sauce
Last word: Unsurprisingly, Singaporeans send other Singaporeans food in the post for their birthdays. This is what arrived in the post this week, from my lovely friend Eunice.
It's ubi kayu pedas. And yes, I also know a DIY version - back when I was a teacher, I made the office clerks teach me how to make it (you fry paper-thin slices of tapioca and add sambal, peanuts and ikan bilis aka anchovies).
Two cravings down. There will be others, though. There always are.
* Makan: eat (Malay)
**jelak: satiated by (especially very rich) food, to the point of repulsion. (Malay)