Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Coveting

We're all a bit sick this month - in and out of various maladies. Our most recent (this week) is probably the 'flu. I say "probably" because we haven't seen the doctor and the kids hardly got hit - it's just been Dave and me. How inconvenient for the adults to be taking turns to collapse on sofas while the kids run amok around us.

After some months of reading Enid Blytons aloud to Emily and Jenna, I am also suffering from a bad case of envy/covetousness. All these old English families seem to have an entire army of helpers living in their homes, plus reinforcements that come and go on a regular basis.

For instance, a typical family (according to Ms Blyton, anyway) in Those Days had someone known as Cook who lived in their home, and prepared all their multiple-course meals. Nothing was made out of a box and certain days of the week were designated baking days, on which Cook (irrespective of her real name) rolled up her sleeves, floured her hands and baked up a storm. These savory goodies were stored in a fabulous room called The Larder, which was out of bounds to hungry children and domestic animals, to provide the family with the next week's meals.

Next, Cook almost always had a young female helper known as Jane who served the meals, cleaned up after, helped with general household chores and was often a confidante of the family's children. Or at least, she was the one from whom they begged kitchen treats when Cook (stereotypically firm-but-possessed-of-a-secretly-kind-heart) had the day off. Given the consistency of her name in these stories, I grew up believing that people named Jane had had their careers planned out for them by their parents since birth.

Then there was the ubiquitous Nurse. She spent all her time in the Nursery of the house, taking care of the children. Taking care of them! A full-time nanny! When they grew old enough to have stories written about their mischievous antics, she homeschooled them until they headed off to boarding school.

In addition to these live-in-help, the families of yore also enjoyed weekly visits from The Woman Who Did The Washing, The Cleaning Lady, The Gardener and various tradespeople who left fresh produce on their doorsteps.

It is not uncommon in Singapore and her neighboring Asian countries for families to have live-in domestic help but nothing like this! An entire staff to run a single family!

And where was Mother in all this? Mother was always in the drawing room, sewing, knitting, or working on her embroidery (but never darning a sock- no, that was Nurse's job). Or writing a letter to a sick friend. Or sometimes in her gardening frock, planting beans or pruning roses. She never cooked. She never changed a diaper. She never mowed the lawn or drove anyone to soccer practice. She never did laundry. She never picked up 674 sticky rice grains from the kitchen floor. She never sat with the Sunday grocery ads, pen poised over ratty notebook, thinking, "Dang, it's Sunday again. What in tarnation should I plan for the next week's meals?" She never homeschooled - although she and Father had the occasional serious discussion about the children's education: to pack them off to boarding school or send them to the vicarage for day school?

Incredibly sexist for our times, yes. But you must understand, we are all sick this week. And all this sounds very, very nice...........

Monday, July 27, 2009

Jennaism: One Must Use The Right Cleaning Tool

Jenna, having just finished her afternoon tea, was getting cleaned up with a moist washcloth. As I wiped crumbs off her mouth and chin, I noticed her runny nose also needed attention so I cleaned it with a clean corner of the washcloth.

Deeply offended, Jenna burst out, "Mom! You wiped my nose!"

"Yes, I did, " I admitted. "It had gunk in it".

Jenna was so overcome that it took a while to get her words out. "But... but.. gunk doesn't have a washcloth! Gunk has a kleenex!"


Thursday, July 23, 2009

How Butter and Salt are Bad For Us

I was recently reminded of Puck from Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream in a song a friend shared with me. Mischevious sprite that he is, he has nothing on Kate. Kate is....... something else. Two days ago she climbed on the kitchen table, sat on it, found the butter dish and smeared butter on herself and then painted the table. She was only discovered when I noticed the brief (and unusual) silence behind me and turned from cooking on the stove to check on her. She was promptly removed, scolded and cleaned up. The butter still bears the marks of her little diggy fingers.

Some days ago, we were foolish enough to leave the pepper and salt shakers on the table. Kate climbed up, and scattered salt all over everything else and the floor.

I'm wondering if it's genetic because Jenna did something like this also. Perhaps the grandparents can tell us if Dave or I decorated with butter or salt in our table-climbing days.

It gets tricky setting the table for meals nowadays because Kate thinks it is an invitation to climb up and make music with the tableware. She is an unstoppable force of nature.

A lot of shouting happens in the kitchen most days.

P.S. No pictures - I thought of it, but I didn't want a reminder of what our table looked like then.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Kate is 15 months old












Loves bubbles. Loves slides. Loves climbing and
living dangerously. Falls asleep thumping her foot on
the mattress. Hides behind curtains. Kisses everyone
goodnight. Can't get enough of sour candies. Thinks she's
as old as her sisters. Is very proud of her newest trick:


(and so are we!)

Hanging Out With Emily


I love that I have three little girls. I love that I am unemployed so I don't have to be in an office/classroom and thinking of them. I love that I don't have hired help/daycare/domestic helper to share them with. I love that they are turning out a little bit zany. I love that the house is littered with their artwork and random doodles on millions of sheets of photocopying paper and drawing block. (OK, maybe I don't love the littering part). I love that they're laughing all the time.

But all three together, they drive me bonkers. Absolutely stark raving bonkers. There are days when my self-control is ripped to shreds and I get a headache just trying to hold it together till bedtime. These are usually the times when Kate is doing her banshee thing clinging to my leg while Jenna is crying because she wants the same toy Kate has. And I'm trying to cook supper that I don't even believe is tasty, let alone nutritious. And then my brain feels like it's filled with static that goes bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz before morphing into one of two pictures. One is my sewing machine. The other is the cool blue swimming pool in the Changi Civil Service Country Club where I did laps after school in the old days. Surrounded by palm trees. On a cliff overlooking Changi Beach. Blue sky, salt air, sea breeze, golden tan, endorphins-without-chocolate. Uninterrupted thoughts. Finished projects. Completed sentences.

And where is Emily in all this? Deployed to be errand-girl, peacemaker, distractor, custodian, janitor, babysitter. Oh she whines sometimes. But most often she is amazing and sweet and empathic and so much older than her 4 years. I hate that she so easily gets lost in the craziness that is caring for two toddlers. She gets all the responsibilities of an eldest child and not quite enough of the privileges. I promised myself that as soon as was socially possible, Emily was going to get a bit of mama back.

Last weekend we spent Independence Day (I am trying to call it that instead of "4th of July", given that we don't say, "Happy 9th of August!" in Singapore) with the inlaws up at Dave's grandmother's lake cabin. No cooking for 4 days! Emily and I sat on the dock and read chapter after chapter of our current Enid Blyton read-aloud, The Children of Willow Farm. We made plans to make our own butter, all rustic-like. We ate sour candies. She dipped her toes into the lake. I watched and thought about that pool with the palm trees.

This week Dave worked from home so while Jenna and Kate napped, Emily and I went to the library and browsed. Without making book reservations; just walked around judging books by their covers and filling our book bags. We came home with new things to read and Emily's own check-out receipt. Emily said, "It feels like Jenna and Kate weren't born yet, mom." I didn't say, "hurry up before Kate screams".

Today we snuck out again at naptime, just Emily and me, and drove to the Megamall. We had three stores to hit- a ridiculous plan, given the size of the Megamall. But we're well trained, being used to moving about with small children, huge strollers and an eye on the clock. Store 1 - got Swatch batteries replaced. Store 2 - stocked up on doll clothes during their closing-down sale. Store 3 - American Girl store: walked around, carrying shopping bag from rival doll store, rolling our eyes at the price of high-end doll underwear. We usually use the elevators; today we rode the escalators. I usually push the giant stroller; today I held her hand.

I gave up two naptimes this week to do this. I cannot even begin to explain what precious commodities naptimes are for my sanity (I've called Dave on the phone at work in tears some days when the kids refuse to nap). But I'd do it again in a heartbeat. And again.

Some quick updates on Jenna and Kate:

This is both a source of pride and stress for me right now:


Ah, the foolishness of trying to be by-the-book with timelines! After a thrillingly successful first few days, I thought I'd push things along with Jenna by getting her some real underwear. Of course she'd be completely uninterested in any of the currently-available underwear characters. Maisy underwear? Wrong country. No such thing on the internet, either. Good thing we have one trillion Maisy books at home and our fabulous scanner. Made our own Maisy underwear.

We tried them out - and quickly returned to diapers and pullups. Maybe after Christmas we'll bring these out again. The books say "when your child is able and interested". Jenna is very able. Interested - not so much right now.

Kate is 15 months old and saying so many fun things. Cute as a button and the wildest thing on two legs I've ever seen. Climbs on the kitchen table on her belly to help herself if we aren't quick enough to set the food out on her tray. Has decorated the house walls in ways neither Jenna nor Emily had even thought to when they were her age. But she sings herself to sleep now, while thumping her foot on the mattress (bizarre-est self-soothing in the universe). So we're getting some order back to our nights. And her goodnight kisses are the sweetest. More updates later.

But back to the point of this post: I thought I'd write a bit about our life in general, between the baking and the sewing and the arts and crafts that go on here just in case anyone is wondering what life looks like at home. Oh you would be stunned at the insanity in our house. So yes, we are so not on top of things on typical days. And no, I sew because I need to, not because I am fabulously capable or a whiz at time management (guffaws!). And yes, I would like to win a year's (or 10) free cooking services from Rachael Ray. Or Jamie Oliver. And no, I shall not post photos of the mountains of laundry or filthy other-parts-of-the-house. And yes, I have astoundingly low expectations of productivity. And no, I don't have liquor in the house (apart from cooking sherry). And yes, I am learning the secret to being content in all circumstances. And yes, this (the madness), too, shall pass.


Jennaism: Allergic

Jenna, playing with her toy stuffed dog: "Mum, I'm allerg... allerg.... allerg....."

Me: "Allergic?"

Jenna: "Allerg..... allerg..... allergic is when people say you can't buy a dog."